Mr. Spliffy

Mr. Spliffy was the very first character wholly created by Paulreyno, this modelling clay puppet, became a household name prior to the first launch of the Paulreyno Show, he even had his own show. He has always been a pain in the butt for Reyno, so has subsequently been poisoned, cooked in a microwave and buried alive. Spliffy murdered Asylum, remember him he was with the Lunatics, Spliff got away with that one he pleaded insanity due to working with Paulreyno.
Spliff has also been the roving reporter prior to Dic getting the job.
Spliffy is famous for his obnoxious sayings and actions. He is a self centered, egotistical, foul mouthed, sexist, perverted, obnoxious pig, but you just got to love him....Haven't you?
When asked about all this he just said.
"Oh crap, tha's talking shyte and reyno's a barsteward."